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Is Your Child's Exercise Program Stunting Their Growth?
With childhood obesity on the rise, the benefits of a healthy lifestyle need to be instilled in our children at an early age. Studies have shown that children that are active throughout their teenage years have a greater chance of being healthy...
The Many Functions of Baseball Caps
Baseball caps serve many functions. They aren’t just seen on the field but on the streets, in the stands and almost anyone you look. Baseball caps have an interesting history, the first ones were worn by the New York Knickerbockers and they were...
What Do Gladiators and the Weekend Warrior Have In Common?
Strip off the tie and grab your running shoes, golf clubs or baseball mitt! The weekend has arrived. You look forward to extra time on Saturday and Sunday to enjoy your favorite sport. And you probably cram in as much activity as possible before...
What to Look For When Buying Athletic Shoes
You've finally had to throw out those cross-trainers. They've been your companions through miles of workouts and it breaks your heart to have to dump them. It's been so long since you've had to purchase a new pair, you don't know where to begin. ...
Why We Watch Sports - (And It's Not What You Think)
Author: Jason OConnor Copyright: 2006
Whether you want to believe it or not, we like to watch sports
for very different reasons than you may think. In fact, the real
things that cause us to like sports are in every person, whether
we like...
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Funny Baseball Quotes
Funny Baseball Quotes
A baseball game is simply a nervous
breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
When they start the game, they don't
yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."
Willie Stargell, 1981
When we played softball, I'd steal
second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place where
a man's wife doesn't mind his getting
excited over somebody else's curves.
Brendan Francis
There have been only two geniuses in
the world. Willie Mays and Willie
Shakespeare.
Tallulah Bankhead
Baseball is very big with my people.
It figures. It's the only way we can
get to shake a bat at a white man
without starting a riot.
Dick Gregory
What does a mama bear on the pill have
in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with
four balls cannot walk.
Author Unknown
With the money I'm making, I should be
playing two positions.
Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is
listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
Vin Scully
Cricket is baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
Finish last in your league and they
call you Idiot. Finish last in medical
school and they call you Doctor.
Abe
Lemons
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
Dizzy Dean
I managed a team that was so bad we considered
a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Let no one accuse baseball of not being
tough on drugs. During his baseball career,
Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions.
Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.
I could never play in New York. The first
time I came into a game there, I got into
the bullpen car and they told me to lock the doors.
Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles
On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive.
Slower than he looks.
Joe Garagiola
A lot of things run through your head when
you're going in to relieve in a tight spot.
One of them was, 'Should I spike myself ?
Lefty Gomez
Three more saves and he ties John
the Baptist.
Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter
About the Author
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